Sorry for not updating for such a long time. Anywhere here's another article that made me laughed. Hope it helps!

From Football365:


Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A gang have been branded Britain's worst bank robbers after drilling into a branch - and ending up in an empty office next door. The thieves hoped to steal thousands from the Royal Bank of Scotland branch in Poynton, near Macclesfield, Cheshire, but clearly had not done their homework.

Having forced their way into the wrong property, they tried - and failed - again to get into the bank before running out of time and fleeing. Police are trying to hunt them down and are appealing for witnesses to the raid on February 18.

'Insp Gareth Woods of Cheshire police said: "This offence seemed organised to a certain extent but was clearly not the slickest and best executed crimes we have ever seen. "It looks like they've broken into a flat above the bank and pulled some carpet up and made a hole in the floor only to end up in the space below.

"They clambered back up and went to another room to drill a hole in the ceiling of the bank but couldn't gain access"...A police source said: "This raid was more Norman Wisdom than Oceans 11" - The Daily Telegraph.